There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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