There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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