its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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