I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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