so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Randomize