i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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