Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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