You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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