Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I didn't notice because vodka
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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