Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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