Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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