my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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