i think my mom watched the whole time
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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