I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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