i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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