the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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