you're like a bully in the Christmas story
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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