Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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