repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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