so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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