Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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