you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Randomize
