it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Drunk is not a location!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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