Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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