We won't sleep together?
Even my vagina gasped.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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