So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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