Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
