Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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