Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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