Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
