Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my sisters under your porch take her home
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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