I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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