in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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