They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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