I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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