I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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