No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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