D3 body, D1 cock
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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