It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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