i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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