Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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