I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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