She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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