why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
two words: eviction party
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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