do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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