I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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