i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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