Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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