So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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