Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Randomize
