singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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