WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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