Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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