i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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