hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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